when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope
friends: so what are you doing this weekend?
me: probably just.. relaxing…
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
1 week till im gone , and this is likely the last time i crash on insidesontheoutsides comfy living room couch
